Jesus, everything's a felony these days.

There are Jaguars fans on social media

It wasn't a Southwest employee. The Texans fan posted a picture of his boarding pass, so he basically gave anyone with access to Southwest.com all the information they needed to cancel the reservation.

Unfortunately, most retailers provide very little training to cashiers on how taxes, discounts and other adjustments actually work. They are taught how to operate the register, which does all of the math and most of the decision-making automatically. In a large chain, all of the programming is done at the corporate…

Years ago, before gift cards were much of a "thing", I was buying Burger King GC's for my father-in-law (he's dead now, heart attack, go figure). The cashier rang them up with tax. When I said I shouldn't get charged tax, since the user was going to get charged tax again when they made a purchase with the gift cert,…

True. Most of the time it's management coding the cards incorrectly in the system as a taxable item.

That's good stuff. The tough pill to swallow is that people in the military are ultimately trained to kill people. How do you legislate and enforce a morality down from that fucked up ledge?

I hope this works because right now finding anything that's not immediately in front of you on your newsfeed is near impossible in my experience.

Make it early and leave it out. :)

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

This doesn't even crack the Top 10 of "Tyler Thigpen's Worst Drives"

Police knew Thigpen by his failure to complete the short drive.

This just made my whole day. Thank you, good sir.

"Can you talk about this win against Arizona today?"

"Yeah."

Exactly the answer that kind of question deserves.

Yeah. Maybe.

"You just got done with work, are hopped up on pain meds for your back and most likely have a social anxiety disorder. Do you mind if we corner you in a stinky locker, surround you with 8 recording devices and ask you a series of personal questions??"

You're an asshole for thinking he is an asshole.

I'm assuming Calvin Coolidge is Lynch's favorite president.

Least Mode

Answering every question with a "yeah" is what got me fired from my job as a suicide hotline operator.