He'll be re-signed by Sunday.

I've had my time screwed up 2 times in the past 3 years. It happens.

Lets put everyone from Portland, Oregon under quarantine because someone from Portland, Maine coughed.

Second paragraph:

The Daily Show has 4 female writers right now, more than any other late night show. They also have several female producers and staffers with feministy leanings.

panties OFF.

The Red Sox invited him to Fenway for a the last game of the regular season on September 28th, where (assuming he stays healthy) he'll see Derek Jeter play in the final game of his career.

Oh, Mime might be great too, no doubt. I didn't want to recommend anything that I haven't personally used, or seen being used from close quarters for a lengthy period of time. That's the reason for not including more names :) A tech reviewer friend didn't have good things to say about his iLoome protector, fwiw.

(Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell)

If you get a used VW in the Boston area, take it to Little Car Care in Lawrence, MA for service. It's in a sketchy area of the city, but those guys are the best. Had a used Jetta for 5 years and they always took better care of me than any other auto shop or dealership. They have their own lot of "dead" VWs called "Dub…

When buying a VW. ...cause their warranties suck, and their service departments suck even worse.

...Cuckoo CA Jew?

Theory: Vaccines cause autism.

Bosh is the walrus

So is Paul dead or what

I don't even want to imagine the carnage that would have come from Jennifer Lawrence's involvement in this video.

According to a professor at Cardozo Law, over 90% of all corporations in the United States qualify as being "closely-held" since a corporation just needs to have 5 or fewer individuals whose combined ownership stake exceeds 50% of all outstanding stock in the corporation in order to qualify for the classification, so…

Justice Alito doesn't think women have a right to affordable contraceptives but he and his wife only have two kids. What's the deal with that, Sammy? Only rich women get to be free from unwanted pregnancy?

Well, it remains to be seen if Lupita can use the Force or make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, so I'd hold off on questions of whether she can do everything or not until we see the new Star Wars movie. ;)