There's a reason why residents of Kauai, Hawaii refer to two-person kayaks as "divorce canoes"

Dos Equis needs to change their ads immediately.

Bill Murray is now officially America's cool uncle.

With a little help from your friends...

My family needs one of these... wait, why doesn't Lego have a brand dedicated to this niche?

Lego Xbox One Kinect TV Mount

Every photographer worth their weight in lens caps has probably lost exactly that many. To make it easier to keep up with your cap, you can use the previously-mentioned strategy of attaching a flat Lego piece to the strap, and another flat piece to your lens cap. This is one of the very rare times it's acceptable to us…

I forget where I even found this.

Not all bullshit!

So nearly all of these offers have prepaid envelopes enclosed. I've found the easiest way is to write on their offer, "Remove me from your list!" and send it back to them via the prepaid envelope. Since they have to pay extra, and more, to get the prepaid envelope back it usually only takes twice before you get…

I'd default to the assumption of feces. Lots of feces.

Thank you!!! In all seriousness, I actually take thundering self-righteous cunt as a compliment, so...

So glad once again that I moved from NYC to New Orleans. Life is essentially a bottomless brunch here.

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

This is one of those times I wish I could just pay the BBC for a license fee, just like I pay for HBO. Give me a block of channels simulcasting, then rebroadcast primetime shows starting at 8PM EST.

I know biathlon competitors aren't exactly known for their intellectual acumen, but guys, you have to take the pants off before you drop the deuce.

"Rusty, why aren't you wearing the Griswold Family Olympic Sweater that your mother knit for you?"

And just like that, Elle Woods' journey to Harvard Law began.

i have never had to deal with telemarketers but it's not their fault that they have to do that job