Just imagine Lupita Nyong'o, Jennifer Lawrence, and Emma Watson in a movie about young female teachers working at an all-boys boarding school in England. The internet would melt.

According to a professor at Cardozo Law, over 90% of all corporations in the United States qualify as being "closely-held" since a corporation just needs to have 5 or fewer individuals whose combined ownership stake exceeds 50% of all outstanding stock in the corporation in order to qualify for the classification, so…

Justice Alito doesn't think women have a right to affordable contraceptives but he and his wife only have two kids. What's the deal with that, Sammy? Only rich women get to be free from unwanted pregnancy?

Well, it remains to be seen if Lupita can use the Force or make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, so I'd hold off on questions of whether she can do everything or not until we see the new Star Wars movie. ;)

There's a reason why residents of Kauai, Hawaii refer to two-person kayaks as "divorce canoes"

Can confirm this works incredibly well. My fiance and I live apart, so any time she comes over to my apartment, I make sure the place is immaculate. Not sure where the same level of cleaning motivation will come from once we're living together.

I'm heated that I can't find the picture now, but somebody took a still from a Boko Haram video showing a man holding a white sign up in a similar fashion to Michelle Obama's "Bring Our Girls Back" picture, and then photoshopped the sign so that it read "I wanted to release the girls, but I can't understand hashtags"…

Not all not all internet.

"Not All Men" is the fedora-wearing neckbeard equivalent of "What do you mean 'You people...'?"

NYC doesn't have to sort you out if you end up doing something stupid after you get off of an outbound train drunk as a skunk. That's why.

I really don't understand the color outs which put fans in almost the same color scheme as the opposing team... Happened last night in OKC and then also in Columbus during the Blue Jackets-Penguins series...

I do this by combining the very limited words from other languages like Greek, Arabic, Russian, Chinese, and German that I've learned from video games over the years (Age of Empires, Age of Kings, Age of Mythology anyone? "Prostagmah!") into total gobbledegook and they have no clue what language I'm speaking, even…

It's poop...or worse. Prom night dumpster baby is an example of worse.

Get AmazonBasics' rechargeable batteries and a smart charger for said batteries. A lifetime supply of AA power from 8 batteries for <$30 (last time I checked the prices)

Still other peoples' mail. It's really annoying to be receiving it, since the previous tenant was clearly on just about every marketing mailing list you can imagine. I'm inundated with craploads of junk mail sent to her every day or two.

Any idea what level of success this method might have in getting the companies to stop mailing catalogs and special offers to my apartment?

What about your faucets, bathtub spigot, and showerhead sputtering when turned to any gradation of hot water? Is that the hot water heater? For reference, I live in an apartment and have forced hot water through sideboard (right term?) heating and I do notice the problem more often when the weather is on the colder…

so, I can just write "Return to Sender" and something about it not being deliverable to the old tenant, then drop it back in the mail?

Any recommendations for somebody who lives in an apartment and gets tons of junk mail and catalogs addressed to previous tenants?

Boston seems like a pretty safe city to live in. Nice.