Tumblr feminists would've been better. Find The Feminist and Find The Vegan are two of my favorite Tumblr gags.

To be fair, the ESPN bit in the hockey fans thing is pretty accurate. A SportsCenter anchor once had to "apologize" for skipping hockey highlights during a live edition of the show to go to some "breaking news" (probably Lebron learning how to use a thermos for the first time in his life) and he said "Well, it's okay…

Cannot exceed a 50% reduction in the listed price of the exact drinks if purchases separately and totaled up. So, 2 for the price of 1 is the best you can do.

Pretty sure that's exceeding the 50% discount rule. If you changed the recipe somewhat, however, for each drink and had both recipes available at different prices, you could theoretically get away with this.

Unfortunately, you cannot exceed a 2:1 ratio for buy one, get X drink specials and you cannot discount drinks more than 50%. A great deal would be just to have a two slightly different recipes for each drink, one that costs the price of the unlimited special and one that costs 1 cent but only becomes available for…

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man. Sarcasm is fun :)

Vonn*

Technically, anyone from North or South America can call themselves Americans but that is used for people of the United States of America. Are you also suggesting that we now refer to Americans as United States of Americans?

Sochi 2014: Sport Competition for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Putinstan!

Do y'all get Tetherball coverage up there? Tyler Brody kicked ass in that back in 2008!

ACTUALLY, "Big Block of Cheese Day" happened twice. Season 1, Episode 5 "The Crackpots and These Women" was the first instance, featuring CJ meeting with a group of environmentalists pitching the idea of a wolves-only highway to help the wolves migrate without fear of actual roadways and the dangers they present. Fun…

"Rusty, why aren't you wearing the Griswold Family Olympic Sweater that your mother knit for you?"

Excuse me, his name is Earvin.

Okay, that makes more sense then. And yes, Toll-Free numbers are a perfect analogy to AT&T's Sponsored Data program.

That's in progress already, so we definitely need the beefed up infrastructure.

Well, telecoms don't charge you when you call Toll-Free numbers, so isn't that preferential treatment of telephony data? If we treat ISPs the same as telecoms, wouldn't that defeat the purpose of net neutrality or require us to get rid of Toll-Free numbers in order to get net neutrality?

Barbados is pretty cool. Idk about 50+Mbps, but when I was there in 2008, I found the internet connection to be quite satisfactory in the house I rented on the beach.

While his justification of having poor speeds at his home is not the most convincing argument, state of the art broadband architecture is a huge boon to scientific research, especially where medicine is concerned. Beefing up our national broadband infrastructure will help save lives by providing medical researchers…

Would telecoms already having preferential treatment for some telephony data, like Toll-Free Calling to specific numbers, be the reason why the FCC decided to classify ISPs differently in pursuit of net neutrality?

Oh, yes, I absolutely get your point with the context and everything. I'm just trying to help you strengthen it to make sure people don't mistake your use of technically as implying that they are explicitly assigning bandwidth.