Sorry, “Weaponized Mulatto” is my stripper name.

This guy is a complete pile of shit, but “Weaponized Mulattoes” is a great name for a band.

They love that shit, though, right? Because he speaks to them in a way that is understandable, because their command of the English language is paltry at best.

But Israel doesn’t control our government. Not even a teeny little bit.

Having learned what I now know about the arts from artists I used to hang out with, the general rule is don’t go into the arts. Or entertainment either for that matter.

This is a great summation of why zombie fiction is ultimately just as much fantasy trash as any Twilight book.

Thank you for sharing. I drove up and down the state of California, the 101 to 46 to I5 (and back again) with my dad many times on road trips. He wasn’t a big talker, but I cherish the memories of those drives where I got to know him. He’s passed away now, but your story brought me a lot of memories I hadn’t…

The glut of post-apocalyptic fiction in pop culture at large and video games in particular has led to a set of beliefs and tropes that have settled into the bones of these stories: A moral nihilism that posits compassion as weakness, that the ends justify the means, that there is a thin line protecting us from them…

That makes two of us. Zombies are never interesting, exciting, or even that scary. Not anymore, anyway. So bland, boring, and overdone. Who. Cares. The Walking Dead can suck it.

As for Game of Thrones, yeah, no. If I wanted to watch Lord of the Rings with nudity and sex, I’d pop in Fellowship of the Ring with my laptop…

“The philosophy behind big expensive cars with a lot of power used to be drastically different just a couple decades ago, where the most expensive new car on the road in 1997 was a twin-turbo Bentley that weighed as much as a house”.

Repeating the same word 8 times in less than a minute is a symptom of dementia.

It’s not that. It’s that employees have access to your address, your orders, every word spoken in your house, and the sound of you jerkin’ it.

Look, I know you flat-out don’t like him, but I’m sorry, he’s quite clearly not in early-stage dementia.

Go on, explain to me how he’s not in early-stage dementia. I’ll sit here and wait. 

Major penalties will be reviewable next season. It’s a lock.

Yes, it’s an unusual injury from a cross-check. But if a cross-check results in a serious injury, the player who committed the violation needs to be ejected. That’s the chance a player takes when he puts another player in peril by committing a penalty.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

“so burbly” is the objectively right opinion.

I don’t care. I love Paul Rudd.