You write as though I’ve written off the show as anti-feminist (I didn’t say this) or as racist (I didn’t say that either), as opposed to simply denoting the way story choices echo longstanding criticisms of the show. It is disingenuous to dismiss identity-based criticism as a claim that art loses any and all value…

As always, I am hesitant to reply to comments with the knowledge that the Kinja system elevates Staff contributions and thus the comments themselves, but I want to address this since I’ve seen it pop up a couple of times in my notifications.

I can’t wait for the following item:

While I’m sure most uhh “Rockers” fans are, in fact, lovely people, the first sentence has been fixed, and now says “Rockets.” It’s late, dammit!

The problem isn’t that the wheels are bad, per se, it’s the fact that they come with 19 and 20 inch wheels.

Better to attract the asteroids to earth and mine them once they land-

I always preferred the MGC to the MGB, so I’m on board with this idea.

Devin Kurant is a solid second option if he can't produce. 

He hasn’t even signed with the Knicks yet and he’s cursed.

Well I got fascism explained to me when I was young by my grandfather. It was very clear, with appropriate references and everything of how you know when to start worrying about the way the world is going and details of how to hang someone from a lamp post by their balls. How to identify Nazis to punch, so on and so…

Whoosh

Maybe it’s like Progressive’s thing that plugs into your car. Studies show you get higher rates if you nail the brakes. So, next time some jackwagon drifts across the double yellow while texting, I end up paying for high insurance in addition to new underwear.

It’s always easy to tell which assholes are driving around with those little safety monitors plugged into their OBD ports. I’ve considered doing one of those programs to lower my rates but then I realized that actually driving safely is probably something those monitors would poo-poo. “Oh, this guy gives it the beans…

Paddack felt like he deserved the award and had been snubbed. We know this because he came right out and said so.

Salted or unsalted butter? 

It’s actually very difficult. 40+ yards isn't exactly closer up. Hell, even 20 yds out isn't exactly easy. I get you, they have been doing this half their lives so they should be good at it theoretically it shouldn't be that hard. But there's a reason why there's only a handful of elite ones in the league- it's…

“We both know Buster isn’t living on a farm upstate. He died and was cremated and it will only be positive for your development to accept this and move on already.”

This comment should get all the stars. WTF is wrong with people!

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

Slate: This dog is neither heroic nor adorable. We should stop celebrating him entering an area where dogs are not welcome.