Love that the league would basically say, “Hey we tried, but we were told no.”

Even though he’s now Kareem Cut, Michael Fucking Wilbon probably still gonna harp on about “needing context” on Monday.

he’ll look great in a redskins uniform.  

Hats off to Laura Wagner for getting the headline right on this one. TMZ’s “brutalizing” headline goes way too far, while ESPN’s headline of “Chiefs’ Kareem Hunt seen shoving woman in video of February incident” goes lunging for that passive voice and refuses to let go, much like Tyreek Hill lunging for and refusing…

Fuck off

That dude's nuts!

If/when Beltre gets a HOF bust, it should have Andrus’s hand resting on top of it.

Or how about jogging into first for a single on a ball hit off the wall in the motherfucking World Series?

^This.

His fuck-up was not in not hustling, because do you know who else doesn’t run at full speed on every single play, every single sharp grounder to second, every can-of-corn pop-up to short center? Every major leaguer ever.

This is hilarious. Jalopnik won’t ever shut up about how they don’t honor embargoes, unlike those sellout autojourno outlets....

This is a periodic reminder that Joe Theismann changed the pronounciation of his last name to rhyme with Heisman. His family pronounced it like “Theeseman”.

Who would drive around on rubber so old with a car so valuable? Get the closest size available and it’ll be good enough, definitely better than pucks that are dry rotted to hell.

It’s like when people pay 40K for a car but scream at the 1K price tag for tire replacement, the only things from the car that actually touches the ground

The head bandanna is there to let everyone know he’s keeping it real, and the biking glasses indoors says he can never be blinded.

Never Twitch

Nice read. My internal voice turned to James Burke about half way through...

This is good jalopnik.

Really good dive on this.