As penance, you should un-gray 10 regular readers today.

No, that was purely my fuck-up, and if you refresh you should see a correction we’ve added since publication. I was so sure Draymond had free-agency coming this summer that I didn’t even bother double-checking it, which is suuuuuper fucking embarrassing.

Talk about a forgettable joke.

Having two of the best teams in the league, both of which are stocked with young stars, play on a field that could very easily lead to any number of those young stars being seriously injured seems like a self-evidently bad idea.

It’s not the “Camp Fire” near Malibu. The “Camp Fire” is the one north of Sacramento.

Beat reporters? No fucking chance.

I’ll wager that the Bryan Herta Autosport’s i30 N TCR has better ride quality and comfort than the US market Hyundai Elantra.

Also VLC media player can actually do 360 video playback. Didn’t know that.

THANK YOU!

Wasting time saving a fucking car when there’s a large scale fire in progress! That’s asinine 

Human life is more important than some rich persons toy.

Some of my favorite meals I’ve ever made have been by myself. Sometimes I’m like, man, I wish other people could taste this, and others I’m like, man, I’m glad no one else is eating any of this deliciousness. Also,when you mess up something on your own, no big deal, go grab a slice of pizza. When you mess something up…

we gon’ have a nice l’il bowl of gumbo together

you realise that one has a roll cage?

I thought this was ugly as hell when I first saw it in R&T back in 1980 or so. 38 years later, my opinion stands. 

Grey is the way. 

BANNED FOREVER

They’ll adore their Porsche 911 RSJ4TR, which was driven by Jürgen Hanschustermann at the vaunted Targa Bore-io, a race that was only held once because all the spectators spontaneously combusted.

This is one of the most niche, but well-researched and interesting posts I’ve ever seen on Jalopnik. Well done, Sir!

Better than the Browns, who have chosen to go 1-87 to honor Suge Knight