And now, thanks to Action Johnny, I know what an ouroboros is. I am in your debt, Sir.

I want to preserve this beautiful comment forever

That got intense pretty fast.

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

I say this fully remembering that Matt Millen, after his disastrous turn as Detroit’s GM, went back to the broadcast booth, but don’t you think Jon Gruden will be permanently damaged by this? Before, he was Chucky, the guy with the funny training camp clips (“Do I intimidate you?”), the Super Bowl-winning coach, ‘they…

You must be kidding! Everyone should be able to negotiate at least $2,000 off the asking price not matter the details of the situation!

This is partially why mobile inspectors exist. Typically the prospective buyer pays for the inspection directly with the shop that conducts it, but the dealer has invested time and money into facilitating the inspection.

The kicker: Both Audi and Lexus farm out their CPO program to the same company (Sonic Automotive).

You stuck it to them!!! I bet that Lexus dealership is out of business now! lol

You Sir seems to be the ideal candidate for this future Jalop icon.

The lift gate has a ‘sport’ emblem, so obviously the vehicle is trick or treating too. 

Ok glad someone beat me to it... We’re really just gonna gloss over an the GT.

Those panel gaps, tho!

Based on a true story, btw. 

And unlike any other EV on the market, it’s got style and class unparalleled.

A reasonable sized pickup truck

I like Doug...but it’s always fun to bust his stones a bit.

Took the words out of my mouth. They were silent until the team started paying rent on the fucking cellar

Looks like Uncle Jason forgot to take his meds again this morning.