Zillions of Chargers, Challengers, Rams and what not would disagree, Phil. :(

Probably at least 10mph

Then you have failed miserably at providing content that matches your alleged feelings. It just reads like ugly complaining at this point.  Sorry :/

The penalty spot is too close and it's always been bullshit that goalkeepers cheated and get away with it.

Beautiful!

d.

+1 for making fun of stupid politician$

Sadly, no.  Austin is pretty cool even if Texas is too cowboy for me 

You might be right! Still not as awful as San Diego’s infestation, though!

Just because they still run doesn’t mean they’re not shitty cars.  Ever driven or worked on either? They just.... Suck.  There are lots of brand new cars that suck, too.  Ol

Wonderful. Joyous, even.

Let me know how you feel once your daily life on foot/at work is impacted by humans using these bikes and scooters like assholes, which they will. Because they are human.

Nailed it 

That's a LOT of shitty 90s Nissan product in one wreck! :O

Sorry for being bitter. I really enjoy this column and have usually enjoy the replies.

Except it wastes space on dumb cars that aren’t useful or feasible. It’s not even ‘fun’ to suggest that someone who is going to drive so much for work buy a 34 year old, tiny, unsafe truck that you can't even get basic parts for.

Why be pedantic?  Deadspin has absolutely double-doinked us to death.  Why not just own it instead of acting like privileged white guys with lawyers?

Cheers anyway, dude.  

I don’t know if my ex wife hates Andy, but I hope she does. Eminem cusses in his rapr recordstoo, so fuck Will Smith.

And it's a shitty truck, too!  Well done.