Inappreciate this thoughtful, non-snarky commentary! Rare for Jalopnik.

It’s a Gawker blog. Sensationalist is what they specialize in.

They were so miserable to do engine work on, though.

Just in case it hasn’t been said enough, I’m sure I am not alone in appreciating both the original article about PFT/Barstool as well as feeling awful about how ridiculous and evil so many of our fellow Americans are.

It’s being sold by some shitty buy here pay here type of used car lot. Lol.

MLB.tv sometimes had an option for ballpark audio and you can always overlay radio audio on the TV broadcast. It rocks 100% and I don’t understand why ALL sports can’t be consumed this way..

Counterpoint: Fuck Consumer Reports and the way that they and their ilk push new cars to become more complex and less affordable.

America is full of morons

Bullshit car for a bullshit wedding

I am ashamed

You son of a bitch!

Toyota owners make up the bulk of it because so many Toyota owners are morons. Popular cars marketed to the lowest common idiot denominator. These are the same people who got Toyota into an “Unintended Acceleration” controversy because of stacked floor mats. Seriously.

Also, Torchinsky, many/most smartkey cars already…

This is the correct way to buy cars like this. It’s just like buying a house.

Nobody is lower slime than an independent reseller. Ugh

Agreed! Stop buying cars you can’t afford, people!

Don’t. Buy. Cars. From. Indie. Dealers... Ever. Private Party or factory dealership only, folks! Resellers are the lowest scum of the automotive sales world. Even the ones who specialize in European snooty cars. Maybe especially those ones..

at least you refrained from using “insane” in the headline, unlike most Jalop staffers

Do you still set your own idle with a choke? Do you manually richer/lean out the air-fuel mixture? Do you make use of vacuum boost to help you operate the brakes?

It’s just cheap, bad writing. Like how Jalopnik uses “insane” in so many headlines.

This.