Thank you for this. You have no idea.

For a car blog, Jalopnik really pushes itself toward ignorance. ..weird.

LOOK AT THE GODDAMNED EDGES OF THE TIRE, NOT JUST THE MIDDLE.

Yeah, it’s not like alcohol kills tens of thousands of Americans every year or anything..

Utter garbage. More fun to build it than collect it.

Jalopnik’s understanding of labor times is as usual, wilfully ignorant... Which is disappointing for a media group that prides itself on “gotcha!” articles.

I suppose I could have just stopped at “useless huge truck” (with square fenders lololol)

Useless huge truck has tiny tires. Is still huge and useless.

Probably.. But I know people who are there now. It’s also inspiring hope.

Hopefully it’s a one-time column. The world has enough negativity without spending more time smashing dumb movies.

Yay for institutionalized drug abuse!

First thing I started wondering about after the initial surprise was how much screaming angry dads did at employees.

And all Gawker writers still love “insane.” Espeeeecially Jalopnik

Was there an engine with choking California emissions equipment? I’m not too clear on this point.

Thanks for the alcoholic joke! Feels good. Super appreciated.

Former Mitsubishi dealer mechanic. These cars are absolutely as bad as you’ve heard, if not worse.

Why.

Yes, it can REALLY change your life if you’re filthy rich and can ship your cars around the 🌎

Ah, Deadspin.. The blog of truth and fun stunt-hating.

“What car will I never own because it makes my MR2 look huge on the inside?”