Thanks for hating fun, Emma. Just like the NFL! ^_^

No. People whose instant reactions to this kid are like yours are the problem.

Agreed

Hooray for alcoholism! It’s just the funniest!

Serves them right for driving automatics.

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Thank you for the unusual blend of opinion and reality.. especially for how it connects these two seemingly disparate parts of our lives: Play and Emotion.

My response is, pretty much, “Fuck you” and “I feel bad for you.”

This is a better take than fapping to a Subaru with Toyota badges!

Your friend ate curb because he/she was driving like a jackass on public roads and didn’t have an understanding of his/her car’s capabilities, not because the tires didn’t grip enough. Prius drive around on harder, less-grippy tires and somehow manage to avoid curbs the vast majority of the time.

Also: The car might…

This is aa pretty strong, angry take.

So... he’s a Trump voter.

Fucking clickbait magic, even a year later.

No, you want more hipster car blog posts, as full of hyperbole as possible.

Except that it’s not particularly fun to drive. It’s uncomfortable to get in and out of. It’s slow. It’s engine is a pain in the butt to work on.

Better off just getting a Corolla. Same engine options, easier to work on, more fuel efficient, better build quality, quieter, less rattly....

Unreliable old turd car breaks down near Donner Summit. Car is worthless so owner does not retrieve it. Snow buries car.

Kong: Skull Island. *barf*

Fuck you. I like shifting gears.

Wait a moment. Normally, Deadspin is all about employee rights and free agent freedoms. So why is it that you guys get all bent out of shape when the market benefits a player, not an owner?

Beat me to it. I daily drive my ‘93 and the trunk has plenty of space.