*furiously types excessively-lengthy recap and fan-masturbatory article*

I would configure it in such a way so as to make its immediate resale to a rich person as easy and profitable as possible.

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Weird. You’d almost think that McDermott was a cookie-cutter white Christian male from middle America who no doubt believes in “hard work, perseverance and team above all else.” And that “distractions in the locker room” are one of the pavestones on the highway to Hell?

Do you think that he addresses his players by…

Very poor build quality and poor parts availability from the OEM.

They’re all stupid. F*** your religions. Stop making MY life shittier because you people all want to worship someone/something from a book that refuses to prove itself real.

I’m the first in line for Temple/Church/Mosque/whatever if I can be shown some proof.

Until then, I don’t need your stupid religions telling me…

I suppose this is funny/interesting for non-Californians, but this has been on our DMV website for, um... At least a decade now. Probably longer, actually.

I am just thankful that a car with some sort of soul is being built and selling reasonably well. In a world full of boring full-size luxury trucks and trendy compact SUVs... I’ll take it.

Jalopnik nee Gawker Media has always tried to be hip and trendy with its dramatic headlines. Also: They are hipsters based out of New York City.

Ive been in both cars. They are not terribly dissimilar.

Just because your ride is in my shop doesn’t mean that I’m going to be working on it every minute until it leaves. This is even more true for cars that are toys.

I think you just have to trust people, give them time to do their work and then if something happens, deal with it.

As a mechanic, having a customer waiting…

Because Internet warrior hipster brand bias.

So.. an annoying douchebag pissed off another annoying douchebag and while both are somehow blessed with Internet attention anrld money, they continue to be douchebags to one another.

I am glad that the article ended with the author’s opinion

I think this post just highlights the longstanding “I was a Euro-loving American soccer fan first!” attitude that has plagued American soccer for decades.

Hooray for bloodsport! Yay! Clicks!

The main problem with new cars is old people who remember old cars.

Are you serious? It is never surprising how little people know about cars. Even enthusiasts! They can quote you horsepower ratings from each generation of Miata but couldn’t tell you why the a/c compressor runs when using the defroster.

Um, ok. And where’s the news?