How old -are- you? I’m 32 and my earliest World Cup memories are 1994. And I know I’m not that old.

Well, then I’d like to assert that your article is “bullshit” based on the same level of “facts” you have articulated.

This is f***ing gross.

Thank you. Thank you so, so much.

I don’t think you’re a hipster at all. You’re just a NYC resident.

NYC is probably one of the worst places on earth to be a car owner.. Which is why I’ve always found it confounding and disappointing that Jalopnik operates out of offices there. :|

I have rails but cross bars. =D

I actually own a 5 series wagon. It’s old 2003 525i, but it’s mine.

Rich, dumb, privileged white men are assholes?

“San Diego” vs New York. ... .... :(

Why do not-rich people tend to offer rich people free shit? John Elway can afford a f***ing cab ride, man. Come on.

Meanwhile, nobody has really noticed the bug in which Blizzard basically reskinned Team Fortress 2 and then jumped on the DLC/skins bandwagon.

There is a disgusting amount of American awfulness in that photograph. Good f***ing grief.

Don’t forget the alcoholic encouragement, too

Thank you for promoting alcoholism in your headline.

So... the act of driving a car “is insane” but also “nothing to be scared of”?

Awesome until you have to work on anything related to the engine! >:|

Price: Crackpipe.

Drew, in all seriousness I’d like to say thank you for taking the time to make the Chargers your leading topic this week. Professional sports has always been a delicate balance of civic pride and unmitigated greed but I feel it worse today than ever.

The car was on its brakes for at least 8 seconds. There’s absolutely no excuse for the motorcyclist.

Most accurate headline: “Dipshit on motorcycle does dumb dipshit thing.”