Moral of the story is that Tesla should install a tiny camera under the dash, pointed only at the pedals, to record customer idiocy beyond -any- doubt.

The best ending

Nobody cares about Texas. Burnt orange is pretty though.

The media’s favorite topic has always been itself.

You should be complaining that sites like Jalopnik continue to take advantage of your dreams by posting concept art as news, just to draw more click-throughs.

In the meantime, a K900 is a thoroughly good luxo-barge.

Thank you =(

Not even close to the dame type of car. Kia has changed a lot and really figured their shit out, at least at the manufacturing and design level.

You have zero understanding of alcohol’s affect on the human body. Lulz.

As someone who had to watch Chip Kelly run 90,000 running plays from the shotgun this year... this article is clearly flawed.

Nothing like corporate worship to seal a marital union!

Excellent news post. Can we please have updates every time a new Prius owner experiences a malfunction? And please do let us know when the owner of any 2016 Ford truck has a check engine light come on

THANK YOU.

Surrrrrrrre it was. That’s the sound of theach world’s fastest back pedal.

Jalopnik regularly ridicules streetc racers and other idiots, but condones and promotes driving an exceptionally unsafe vehicle on public roads?

Thank you.

Fuck you. White people have beards, too. Asshole.

And it just got force-fed back into my consciousness again! Sonofabiscuit!

Douchebag car salesman tries to get one over on an automaker just make a few bucks and be a shit... and is instantly served karma. This is WONDERFUL.

It’s a douche move. Figures that he’s a car salesman.VW is douchey too,so I suppose it fits