You don’t even know what he’s accused of yet, and already you’re just so angry that anyone would dare to get him in trouble.

Can’t wait! 

I’m actually tearing up! Thank you so much!

My wife micros some gnarly things in the wave without cleaning the inside of it regularly. It smells like the inside of a tauntaun. Why would i want my teawater to taste like luke mixed with a durian dipped in armpit?

There will be another!

these are FACTS

If they ain’t boiled, they ain’t bagels.

I have no regrits.

Hey man, you don’t know where this guy lives, so you can’t just assume he’s wrong. He could live on Jupiter where the winds reach 500mph, which is probably enough to tear the wipers off, you don’t know!

Omg I AM enjoying it SO much. Having a dishwasher and a normal-sized fridge has changed my life. It feels so decadent.

-water
+gin
+soda

I don’t usually comment on The Inventory, but those really are excellent recommendations.

I don’t usually comment on The Inventory, but those really are excellent recommendations.

Goddammit, Claire. You’ve done it again. Genius. You had me at waffle. You always have me at waffle.

And this is the problem with CoD in the first place.

deploy the military to handle these violent riots.

“But muh games!”

Go fuck yourself, then go disappear permanently

Go fuck yourself.

I’m ok with this. And from a gaming perspective, it’s good to have a break once in a while. The grind to tier 100 every season is quite a lot of work.

Look out everyone there’s a badass in the comments section