You’re defective.

???? lol

YOU SON OF A B- oh wait, I agree with the list in its entirety. Huh.

I liked something and wrote about why I liked it. This ain’t an ad. I also write about stuff I don’t like and why. Those aren’t ads either.

I know for a fact that you are wrong.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!

I feel like there’s no TV for me anymore. Maybe it’s on Netflix and i didn’t hear about it because the cool kids don’t hang around the AV Club anymore.

shut da fuck up

Yeah, but Herzog also probably enjoys the existential terror implicit in the Toy Story franchise.

Tanks are the real issue. Specifically the ones that like to sit up on ridges and just rain fire downrange.

Your thanksgiving is so early! (but honestly being Canadian sounds kinda chill)

Some trucks have a divider in them and can handle two types of trash...

LOL, 5ft women are generally the worst for wanting 6ft plus men, what is Dan talking about.

Am I wrong to think that 5'7" isn’t all that short?  I consider 6' to be above average/tall.  Have I been wrong this whole time?

on Conan’s podcast this week, Fey talks about how the new crop of SNL writer’s don’t stay up all night anymore.  They clock out at 5:30pm or whatever, and i think that might be part of the issue - the truly *zany* crap comes out when you’re sleep-deprived.  And/or just bonkers to begin with.  Remember that Will Forte…

And before you get out all the way over your skis: clothing and other necessary items are generally non-negotiable. Unless we completely rework the rules of modern American society writ large and general human modesty, we’re not going to walk about unclothed—and given the ubiquity and professional necessity of cell…

When invalid analogies are levied as tractable arguments: a study.

Ya I'm sure their relationship with china had nothing to do with it....I'm pretty skeptical and just don't quite believe their sincerity when they say that.

Jim Parsons and Mayim Bialik reuniting for new Fox comedy

This is wise and true.