I like to gently melt the butter and spoon it onto the bread so it slightly seeps into the air pockets. It makes the sandwich extra not-dry and enhances the buttery flavour. 

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare should get an honourable mention here. I don't know how many times I've died while trying to read something on the screen

I don’t know about this, Claire. The viscosity is what makes the nog what it is. I understand why people don’t care for that, but it just isn’t Christmas without my partner yelling at me for forgetting to rinse the solid coating out of my egg nog glass.

Any job would seem perfect if you got to work with Claire Saffitz's hair. 

“the game usually respawns you away from other players”

Clementines are the best of the orange fruits, but for the past couple of years all the ones sold around here have been underripe and disappointing. 

I wish you were Canadian so these Thanksgiving tips would come in time. 

Codblops 4 was way more fun than it had any right to be, given the development issues. And the operators were great, unlike the new ones, which are basically useless skins. 

Ground War sucks more than regular multiplayer though. It's great if you like to get sniped seconds after spawning, then respawning, then getting sniped again before you move 10 feet. 

The smart money is on Herzog being a big Fluppy Dogs fan, and will quit the service in protest as soon as he realizes the service lacks Disney's most forgotten property. 

My partner's mother got mad at me for sharpening her knives because she "knew how hard to push the knife before."

I’ve had “Here You Come Again" stuck in my head for the past month, and I'm perfectly fine with that. 

I love the show, but it's a good time to end it. 

You're not wrong. This guy has issues, but height isn't one of them. 

The spawn points in MP seriously suck. I will die seconds after spawning, then immediately spawn in the same place and get gunned down immediately. The maps are HUGE, but Piccadilly can't have another spawn point?

The nearest Popeye’s is in another country, and you don’t see me freaking out.  I prefer to die a little inside quietly and with dignity. You guys can at least do the same when you have to wait a couple of days for your delicious sandwiches. 

UGH. I gave my iPhone 5 to my mom years ago, and she doesn’t live close. Now I get to do remote tech support.

Jenny Slate is a fucking treasure. 

I got the impression neither of them has a great opinion of how the show is running these days. It makes me happy to know I'm not alone. 

Lots of sketchy-ish sites take their advertising money where they can get it. Bittorrent sites, for example, have difficulty getting "legit"advertisers.