Where’s the interview? All I see is a video window that I’m not going to click on because we READ interviews around here.

They have the mcflurry here in Canada seasonally, though I don’t know if they’re the same as the uk one or if they're good. My girlfriend is a McDonald’s snob so I don’t eat there that often.

The real issue with Tide pens is the stupid cap that falls off if it's lightly jostled. I've used so many of those things once and dry out. Hey Tide, screw caps have existed forever. 

The real issue with Tide pens is the stupid cap that falls off if it's lightly jostled. I've used so many of those…

Fora second there I kind of thought maybe you left us hanging because Kotaku is joining Lifehacker in celebrating Jerk Week.

If you reject the colour pink on principle, you reject joy. You reject life itself.

On the other hand, I'd everyone just uses the simplest word for everything, English gets boring very quickly. Synergy gotta go though. 

This movie is still less stupid than the last Jurassic World.

It’s a nice feeling when I read a shitty comment, have a thought, and read the next comment, which is exactly that thought given form. 

I thought Nicholas D’Agosto was the hero. He did catch the election fraudster and later spit on him. 

True in the show, true in the comics, true in real life.

Counterpoint:blending beef with mushrooms 100% sacrifices the flavour of the beef and replaces it with the "flavour" of mushrooms. 

Yeah, carrying easily-misidentified condiments comes with all kinds of dangers on an airplane, so I'll probably just live with the shitty food. But those tins are snazzy as hell. 

I dunno, I lived on a military base in the middle of Saskatchewan as a kid, there were no woods anywhere nearby, but there WAS a ring of trees planted around the field behind my school, and there were occasional hunts for woods porn. They were rarely successful, but rarely is not never.

I wish you were Canadian so you could have given me all these great tips in time for last weekend. 

I love Sweet Baby Ray's with an unhealthy passion and will never dilute it with anything, but these tips are going to come in handy the next time I'm stuck with the Bullseye. 

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down in the comments to get to the best answer to the question.

I think "maybe"is optimistic. Activision probably is not going to abandon their craven proclivities. I'm just hoping they stop with the ridiculous timed exclusives, but not counting on that, either. 

Taking your phone in the shower works wonders, if you have a water-resistant phone. If you don't, do not listen to my advice. 

Calling someone a supervillain encourages other malcontents to emulate them. Call this guy an asshole. New York has an asshole pulling emergency brakes. 

Activision’s bean counters are ridiculous. CODBLOPS 4 tried to sell me crap so hard I bailed despite enjoying the gameplay. It’s just exhausting having to click through so many ads for lootboxes to get to anything good, and having to buy all the dlc if you want to get ANY of it is too much. I used to buy every COD on…