It will explode coffee everywhere and your house will never be clean again. Or so I hear.  I never tried to carbonate orange juice. Whoever told you I did is a damned liar!

Waitasec. Joey Lawrence AND Joey Lawrence are involved in this? Woah!

Don't care if she had a permit. If an 8 year old has hustle, let 'em hustle. Permits are for shitty, weed-for-dogs-business-owning(wait,what?) assholes and other adults. I hope the kid made bank. 

What exactly is the process when someone’s been accused of shitty behavior but there are no criminal charges? Traditionally, it’s been “welp, let’s get this guy a new show.” It sounds like both Nerdist and AMC are looking into the accusations, and if they find she lied Hardwick will be fine. It doesn’t make sense that…

I got really excited by the first half of the headline and then really pissed by the rest of it.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I’ve never found COD’s zombies interesting. I’m a sucker for multiplayer and have finished the campaign on every game except CODBLOPS 2, but the zombies bore me. Too bad once this event is over half the team deathmatch players are going to be running around like they’re at a…

The Clone Wars and Rebels is already officially canon.

Sorry, posted to the wrong comment.

If you give in to anger when you’re in control of a deadly weapon you should lose your access to that deadly weapon. People have a responsibility to be grown ups when things get out of hand.

Buy a microwave? They’re very good to have around.

I think we DO know if John Mulaney has been murdered...

I’ll buy him one if it shuts him up.

Or even expected to be. Sometimes I just want to hang out.

I use Steam to stream from my desktop to my lousy laptop. What’s the benefit of this over that (free) service?

OH MY GOD I NEED THIS SHOW NOW.

That’s one of my biggest concerns with the game. I think I was playing Advanced Warfare on a jungle map when an astronaut came out of nowhere and killed me, and that was the last time I played that game. I still haven’t been able to bring myself to stop buying each new game as it comes out, but I’m not excited about…

I still love you Sean. Kinja sucks, but Disqus sucked too and it was you and your magnificent ilk we’ve always been coming back to the site for. Take heart, my good man.

I wanted this to be good. I wasn’t expecting it, but I wanted it.

New COD games coming out used to be an event for me, but I’ve been dragged down so much by all the loud hype, micro transactions that turn multiplayer into a garish light show and corporate decisions that took the game further and further from what I used to love so much. I don’t care any more. I might again if…

Agreed. I had a lot of fun playing the 10 hour trial. It still feels like a Mass Effect game and I’m looking forward to more of it, tired faces and all.