Buster Gold is my favorite.

I tried reading for about 5 seconds before I gave up. I don’t hate my eyes enough to try to follow that.

Any long-time Civ fan can tell you, you are NEVER safe next to Gandhi.

To be honest, there aren't any of those punches I don't fear.

Thanks. Now the thing I want the most in this world is a Lockjaw plushie.

You’re asking an awful lot of us Canadian hosts. Is it better if our sorries are a little passive-aggressive?

The pictures of the Blizzards on Dairy Queen's own site are all upside-down, because when the cashier gives it to you, they're required to turn it upside-down to demonstrate how thick they are.

You can change the website to the US by clicking the red link in the upper right-hand corner of the main page.

I don't think I've ever seen butterfinger as a topping at DQ (I'm in Canada) but I'm pretty sure I would try it. I have a feeling it would be amazing.

You are a horrible person. Probably. Or maybe you're not bad, but your taste buds are broken beyond repair.

I'm not your buddeh, guy.

The Royal cheesecake one actually is the best blizzard I've ever had. I was going to try the royal oreo too, but last time I went I caved and just got the royal cheesecake again. Next time I go to DQ I will DEFINITELY get the Royal Oreo. Unless I cave. Which I probably will.

Old Dutch only started showing up in New Brunswick maybe 5 or 6 years ago. Before that, I only had vague, wonderful memories of buying them by the box as a child in BC.

I remember when I first played Call of Duty, I was used to Halo’s boring spacemaps and was excited to see some maps that occupied what could be a real place. Now, we get (literally) candy-coated cartoons for maps. I’m glad at least Battlefield looks interesting this year.

Marketing directly to people who hate themselves AND lie to themselves…

Nah, it's probably accurate enough, there's still MSG to factor in, and there's probably 1/4 cup of that.

I saw nothing idiotic or unCanadian in Wileetay's comment. There is something petty and mean in yours, however. And that, sir, is an aspect of Canada most of the country left behind in last year's election.

I hope those jerks get good and banned. Team Instinct is better than this.

I'm Canadian, so it's on TV for me!