“WD-40 is about as good a lubricant as water is.”

The hate for (reasonably sized and quality) spacers is way overblown here.

These are definitely not garbage amazon wheel spacers. They’re specifically milled from billet to the exact hub diameter of my car. Also, they’re a perfectly valid and safe thing to do provided you make sure there’s enough thread engagement by the wheel studs and nuts in my case or the wheel bolts. That said, I…

Big deep breaths, pal. I’ve been working around and driving Porsches of all stripes for a long time and while I’d agree that the cars are exceptional as a base platform, nothing is perfect and in the scope of things all the changes I’ve made have been quite small and mostly tailored to my driving style and use case.

Show me where the modified Porsche touched you. 

GMT400's holding up well too.

WD-40 has an entire line of specialty products that are better than the original. Not to mention, WD-40 is a generic term for penetrating oil where I’m from.

It doesn’t matter how many hours they spent figuring out geometry. If it looks like shit, it should be addressed. Things CAN look good AND perform well at the same time, contrary to popular belief. They’re not mutually exclusive. 

Chill bro. Porsche engineers also spent millions of hours trying to make the rear engined 911 as good as it is, when they could just put the engine in the middle and call it a day. Which is exactly what they did for their RSR racecar. So even Porsche knows they’ve been polishing rear engined turds for decades.

“Honestly, props to that psychic’s business savvy.”

How about actually no? How about “fuck psychics and the fraud they perpetrate”?

Christy Carlson Romano

Extra points for anyone who has footage of McCarthy telling Hawley to shut up and go and change his armor.

Likewise Tucker Carlson and Don Jr. It’s always one of the delicate wealthy boys trying to convince you they're real hard.

I’m supposed to think Josh Hawley is masculine? He looks like a weird little twerp, he’s like the opposite of masculine.

It’s like these dudes who put “Alpha Male” in their Twitter handle. The least “alpha male” thing you can possibly do is tell everyone that you’re an alpha male.

I really try to speak less ill of the dead and move on without discussing them even I think they were bad people more than most other people on this website but if Josh Hawley Carradines himself one day I will laugh out loud.

The entire premise of writing a book to instruct on manliness is inherently flawed. Everyone knows a real man would never read a whole book. They are only permitted to quickly glance at the pages of a Playboy magazine or an auto repair manual for a 2006 Dodge Ram. That’s it.

I know this is a great ad and all, but it has nothing on the historic campaign of Pat Deldeaux (nee Finger). Cast your vote and put a Finger in Butts!

...his head in a freak psycho-sexual misadventure after hours at his heavily armed “church.”

Josh Hawley sucks.  I hope he loses.