A used car with a long list of black flags. OK.

So weird because in most other cultures, they’re just called fried potatoes. I don’t like this multiverse.

The thing about me is that I’ve never been wrong in my life

Miata’s do not dog well.  In fact they dog extremely poorly.  

So basically, we’re prone to stupid shit that makes the rest of the world roll their eyes. 

Eh, that was a tongue in cheek sort of thing, really.  This is considerably more fucked up.

I wouldn’t own winter tires without them being on their own rims. It takes me maybe 1/2 hour in the garage each spring/fall to do the wheel swap and it’s free. My winter wheels were $200, three years ago.

Actually, I thought all the suggestions were remarkably good for this one. 

“And yet, Texas is still so gerrymandered, even voting harder probably won’t be enough to get him out of office.”

Miata isn’t a great option if it rains a lot or if you have a long torso or need to drive with a 65 pound dog. 

Anyone remember how we were going to rename french fries “freedom fries” because the French opposed the invasion of Iraq?

Exactly what I came to say. Goddamn cowards. 

Cowards

We live in the dumbest timeline

I’m sure he’s a great cop who treats everyone the same while on the job. /s

“My thoughts on her car: the suspension sucks, it’s noisy”

If anyone just looked at his business history, up to and including him forcing Tesla at falsely call him a founder of the company, then they knew all of the warning signs were there. I sure did. He always seemed off in a way that made my stomach turn. And he just kept proving more and more how my gut instinct was…

I suggested a $38 plane ticket as the answer here and was called a buzzkill. If it has to be terrestrial speed, a Shinkansen ticket. If it has to be under your own control, then it’s gotta be the Busa