Born in 1990, I remember getting personal pan pizzas all the time as a wee lad. The real miss, I think, is calling the Fox Body “the mustang that millennials had on their bedroom walls.” That misses wildly on two counts:

That’s a good one too.

I once saw a quote attributed to Voltaire that said something like  “One owes respect to the living; to the dead, one owes only truth.”

THANK YOU. I can’t believe I had to scroll down so far to find this. Camrys have been, for most of my life, the boring-ass transportation appliance that my boring-ass high school math teacher drove. And then all of a sudden Toyota decided to make them...look cool? And I’ve had the pleasure of driving them as rentals…

Real men include sunscreen in their daily skincare routine, because real men don’t want melanoma.

Hi, filthy casual here with a filthy casual question:

I can’t be bothered to look up how to make a picture of a clown appear in this space, so just do me a favor an imagine one right here.

lol.

Rule of law is for poor people.

HARD disagree. They inflate their Astons with the Ugly Bike Pump.

It looks like they inflated it with a bike pump

Same. I’ve never seen anything with “Zagato” in the name and thought, “Yeah, that’s totally an improvement and absolutely worth all the extra money they’ll charge for it.”

I remember watching that broadcast. My dad said, “Has he never watched Indy before? Why’s he so surprised?”

Taking a pay cut and keeping those 11,000 people employed.

like a slightly longer but not taller Crosstrek?

This is phenomenal. Thank you for sharing. 

Bite your tongue! It’s beautiful.

I feel like i’d be in the same boat as you. I don’t really like camping all that much anyway, but my wife does, and this sounds much more comfortable than sleeping on the ground. Setting up tents is a pain in the ass, and we have a bike rack for the back hatch anyway and could then even tow a trailer if we needed to…

I’d prefer Audioslave’s “Gasoline”

100% the correct take