So, uh...any projections for who’s taking #1 in the poll next season?

I CANNOT WAIT for clips of the Tropy Presentation Ceremony to hit the interwebs. QB Mackenzie Milton, LB Shaquem Griffin, and even good ol’ Coach Frost himself went in on the CFP committe.

Milton said it best: “It’s hard to argue with 13-0. I guess they can go ahead and cancel the playoff now.”

This is the part where, like any good former UCF student, I fulfill my obligation to point out that USF sucks and has a stupid logo that looks less like a bull’s head and more like the outline of a dick and balls.

Maybe Coach Strong should ask the AD if there’s room in the budget for a “Don’t be a rapey shithead”…

It really transforms the Deadspin experience for me when such shear genius is on display in a comment thread.

My mother grew up riding dirt bikes around her family’s tobacco farm as a kid, but never got into riding on the road until I was about twelve. By 14, I was tossing her 250 V-star side-to-side around cones in parking lots practicing for eventually taking the road test for my own license. Which I did on a BMW R1100S…

I can’t claim to know all or even most “liberals,” but the ones I do know tend to shout about over-incarceration for things like weed. Not domestic violence.

Thank you.

Same here. If it’s a nice enough day to wash the bike, it’s damn sure nice enough to ride instead.
Every now and then I’ll call up the local mobile detailer and have him give her a good wash and shine. Support local small business and all that, but really it’s because he’ll do it while I’m at work so I’m not missing…

Former OC Shanahan left for San Francisco, so... same result but less satisfying.

Former OC Shanahan left for San Francisco, so... same result but less satisfying.

I’m thinking it’s for the best that Shanahan jumped ship for San Francisco. I know Matt Ryan and company took a while to get into the groove of a new offensive system and I expect to see similar transition difficulty this year, but if Shanahan had stayed in Atlanta after the playcalling and time management disaster…

I’m thinking it’s for the best that Shanahan jumped ship for San Francisco. I know Matt Ryan and company took a…

Fuck, man, that’s terrible. At least I was able to go to bed and ugly-cry myself to sleep after it was all over.

I definitely relinquished my grasp on “you know better than to think we’re not gonna fuck this up somehow” for a bit there. Not my best choice.

Fuck, man, that’s terrible. At least I was able to go to bed and ugly-cry myself to sleep after it was all over.

I…

Not OP, but I also quit drinking soda, so maybe I’ve got something of merit to add:

I went on a study-abroad trip to Spain one summer back in college, and knew ahead of time that we’d be doing a LOT of walking all over Madrid and Alicante and the other cities we visited. I’m generally a thirsty dude anyway, so I was…

I have never in my life gone from a feeling of such complete hope and elation to abject despair and crushing misery. And in such a short amount of time. I’ll never be the same.

I have never in my life gone from a feeling of such complete hope and elation to abject despair and crushing misery.…

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Agreed.

Same. And also I think it’d be hilarious to watch Larissa Oleynik try to block for Matt Ryan.

Alex Mack is regarded as one of the best centers in the league. But nobody ever heard of him until he went to Atlanta last offseason. And non-Falcons fans still probably never heard of him then, either.

“This is the greatest accomplishment in the history of that school[USC]’s athletic department, right?”

I’m inclined to think that the back-to-back national championships in baseball(2010 and 2011) are USC’s Greatest athletic accomplishments.

Mine too. Because I’ve been saying for years that if a kicker can pull that off, it deserves to be counted as a field goal and result in a touchback for the other team. This rule is halfway there.