Jaguar front, Rover back...Did Lincoln just lay off their entire design team and hire a guy proficient with photoshop to paste bits of different car photos together? It looks like a Chinese knockoff, where the proportions are just slightly wrong and the badge is different so it’s not worth trying to take them to…

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If it’s the oral fixation you’re having the toughest time fighting, replace the tobacco with gum. You’ve still got something to gnaw on and instead of getting little brown leaf flecks lodged between your teeth and gums for everyone you speak with to enjoy, you have minty-fresh breath.

Also, my buddy used spearmint…

Yes. I really, honestly, truly believe that Americans in general care less about F1 than Nascar, and so American companies’ advertising investments by necessity reflect that preference.

I personally don’t find stock car racing all that entertaining and prefer F1 and MotoGP, but if you walk up to an average joe on the…

I’m inclined to think it’s because we already have plenty of American drivers in racing (the racing that ‘Muricans in general tend to care about anyway) and don’t need to draw any attention to ourselves by buying anyone’s seat in an international race series. We’ve had successful American drivers in F1 and endurance…

I think they only installed those in Hummers, so he doesn’t have that magnet anymore.

Now Crashtor is gone but new for 2016 there’s that guy (whose name I can’t remember because he has no business being in F1 in the first place) who took what could have been Alex Rossi’s seat with Manor F1 through a huge sponsorship deal from the Indonesian government.

Rio Haryanto. Just Googled him because not knowing…

I’ve had exactly the same thought before. It’s like an intellectual, non-pornographic Rule 34. “If it exists, there are experts on it. If it doesn’t exist yet, as soon as you think of it it will begin to exist and there will be experts on it.”

I laughed so hard that milk shot out of my nose.

That there ever was or will be a better car than a Bugeye WRX. Ugly but fun. I miss mine dearly.

Every time I see or hear “cocksmith,” I imagine a sweaty, burly dude hammering out a sword on an anvil. But instead of a blade, a large iron phallus extends from the hilt. I crack up every time.

Wrong phaser.

No, it really isn’t.

Hahaha. I have no answer for that one.

This is the truck’s greatest problem. Ditch the backseat/rear doors, put a real bed on it (not that dinky lidless trunk), and you’ve just made both the truck more useful for hauling stuff and the lights more useful for shining on what’s in front of you instead of the roof of the cab.

You give Mitch proper credit for that, thief.

This needs more stars. Also, Atlanta has no hockey team since the Thrashers moved to Winnipeg and became the Jets. And even with a hockey team, the Hawks and Falcons will NEVER EVER win championships at the same time (if at all). I’m a Falcons fan, and I say comfortably and with no shame that if it’s taken my team 50…

What do you mean start sexualizing? A lot of good-looking cars appear to have taken design cues from the feminine form. Lamborghini Miura, C3 Corvette, Ferrari 250GT, et cetera. Defined shoulders up front (over the front wheels), smoothly drawing in for a slim waist (at the doors), rounding out again for wide…

And he also got involved in lower-level MMA. IIRC, he did pretty well.

He’s been Professor Tommy Oliver on Power Rangers: Dino Force. And again, was the sixth ranger. Black and gold costume. Brachiosaur or something, I think because of the ridge on his helmet.