I’m inclined to think it’s because we already have plenty of American drivers in racing (the racing that ‘Muricans in general tend to care about anyway) and don’t need to draw any attention to ourselves by buying anyone’s seat in an international race series. We’ve had successful American drivers in F1 and endurance…

I think they only installed those in Hummers, so he doesn’t have that magnet anymore.

Now Crashtor is gone but new for 2016 there’s that guy (whose name I can’t remember because he has no business being in F1 in the first place) who took what could have been Alex Rossi’s seat with Manor F1 through a huge sponsorship deal from the Indonesian government.

Rio Haryanto. Just Googled him because not knowing…

I’ve had exactly the same thought before. It’s like an intellectual, non-pornographic Rule 34. “If it exists, there are experts on it. If it doesn’t exist yet, as soon as you think of it it will begin to exist and there will be experts on it.”

I laughed so hard that milk shot out of my nose.

That there ever was or will be a better car than a Bugeye WRX. Ugly but fun. I miss mine dearly.

Every time I see or hear “cocksmith,” I imagine a sweaty, burly dude hammering out a sword on an anvil. But instead of a blade, a large iron phallus extends from the hilt. I crack up every time.

No, it really isn’t.

Hahaha. I have no answer for that one.

This is the truck’s greatest problem. Ditch the backseat/rear doors, put a real bed on it (not that dinky lidless trunk), and you’ve just made both the truck more useful for hauling stuff and the lights more useful for shining on what’s in front of you instead of the roof of the cab.

You give Mitch proper credit for that, thief.

This needs more stars. Also, Atlanta has no hockey team since the Thrashers moved to Winnipeg and became the Jets. And even with a hockey team, the Hawks and Falcons will NEVER EVER win championships at the same time (if at all). I’m a Falcons fan, and I say comfortably and with no shame that if it’s taken my team 50…

What do you mean start sexualizing? A lot of good-looking cars appear to have taken design cues from the feminine form. Lamborghini Miura, C3 Corvette, Ferrari 250GT, et cetera. Defined shoulders up front (over the front wheels), smoothly drawing in for a slim waist (at the doors), rounding out again for wide…

Yep, that’s absolutely right. I was wondering so I had to go look it up.
According to the Grave Digger Official Timeline, the old blue/gray paint scheme was was on a 51 Ford panel van body, and Digger was switched to the 1950 Chevy body later.

That explains why the Digger Classic’s front end looks so weird to me. It’s…

It’s listed every time I watch Monster Jam as a “ 1953 Chevy Truck” body.

But I’ve also though about how funny it would be to jack up a HHR on mud tires and Mickey Thompsons and paint it like Grave Digger.

“I’m not entirely sure where Americans got the strange idea that censorship has to involve the government somehow, but that is simply not the case in every other part of the world. Social movements are perfectly capable of bullying individuals into self-censoring.”

I’ve never met another American that has this strange…

BITE YOUR TONGUE, BLASPHEMER.

Took the words right out of my...keyboard. Another quite enjoyable (for me) aspect of her performances is her physicality and aggression. Her scene partners don’t bang her. She bangs them.

Well that didn’t work. Maybe this time: