mistersquishy
MisterSquishy
mistersquishy

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

more nuanced an issue than you’re presenting

Also, unused marsh is fucking important to the environment!

It’s literally a big, slightly manicured park.

The gross use of massive tracts of land sure is prickish, for starters. 

People keep saying this like hockey is a real sport anybody should care about.

Why is Megan McCain even fucking famous? Cause her dad was a losing Presidential candidate, War Monger, and shitty Senator?

You mean Steph blew 3 in 1 half?

It’s really adorable that you think the kids will learn anything from this. 

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.

Wait until Lisa Salters shows up in September 18-feet-tall and weighing 40 tons due to some careful genetic experiments by ESPN to give her “the ultimate vantage point of the game” and noting fun broadcast gimmicks like “her terrible visage will be the last thing the losing team sees”.

You negleted to mention the 61" Plasma TV screen they will affix to Lisa Salters’ head

Tell us how Durant’s dick tastes, would you?

“I would assume a huge supporter of women’s athletics and against the typical smug level of sexism and stupidity that someone like Trump represents.”

Made even weirder because his excuse for doing it the first time was that the government was shutdown! now he’s locked in to “cold fast food is good for college athletes” because he forgot that was why he did it?

Kim Mulkey’s grimace at the sight of a fast food spread for the Baylor Women’s Basketball team’s visit to the White House is worth a thousand words.