i know we all hate the rockets, but lets not forget that we also all hate the warriors.

Well he couldn’t before!

Of course you can!

It wasn’t that he took shit for joining the team that had just kicked his ass in the playoffs, the Thunder were up 3-1 in that series and looked every bit like they were just as good as the Warriors and were in prime position to win the title that year. Then they lose three straight and Durant’s move basically comes…

Can you play the piano anymore?

+ ∞

at least you can still write about them :(

Do WHAT for Bernie? Get mad if someone accidentally used a picture of his identical twin? 

I don’t know what is funnier. The fact that this guy pissed away a second swing at a senate seat against an opponent who quoted Mussolini or the fact that whatever attention and momentum he had was stolen by the mayor of a podunk town in Indiana. 

If Deadspin doesn’t become a site devoted to gifs of sad Celtics fans for the next few days, we riot

“So you could say this is a textbook case of impermissible benefits.” [fumbles sunglasses while trying to put them on]

Trump will give her raise.

I’m believing you already know that answer. 

If they at least nail that smug soulless ghoul to the wall, it’ll be worth the entire report.

My uncle thinks it’s because he’s not a team player, has never won anything despite playing with Durant and Harden, isn’t a good defender, isn’t a good shooter, takes idiotic shots at the end of games, has an extremely low basketball IQ, and is, once again, single-handedly losing his team games in the playoffs.

“I chose not to engage without being pro-military.”

You can oppose gender discrimination without penning this troop-fellating bullshit. The US military today exists to enforce our global hegemony. I’m sympathetic to those who are desperate to escape poverty, but anyone doing it to “protect freedom” or “service to the country” is either misguided or willfully ignorant.