Schrödinger’s President. From the people who brought us Schrödinger’s Immigrant:

I love how President Biden is (in the minds of MAGA morons) simultaneously a dementia-addled puppet reading off of cue cards and a criminal mastermind overseeing an international money laundering ring of pedophiles.

wow, dawsons creaky. 

Wow, he’s 46? I’m 45 and live a pretty unhealthy lifestyle and I look 10+ years younger than the guy (and that may be an understatement). Not exactly selling us on the benefits of being anti-vaxx and so on there dude.

You do of course realise that all content mods like this implament is ripped from already extant pokemon games right? Im not saying this as a bad thing, but that content has to be made by someone, and Nintendo can't just rip the models from pokemon coliseum to put in scarlet and violet or smth 

I’m right there with most of Nintendo’s argument if it were, say, against Yuzu. But Dolphin primarily allows users to play games that Nintendo is no longer making available for sale. Whose creativity are we protecting, exactly, when these artists are no longer able to be paid for these works in any meaningful sense?

Hey now!!

Isn’t “meatball Ron” a dig at his somewhat short and chubby physique?

The worst part to me is that so much of this country was built on trains, we should've had a huge head start, and then we just entirely gave up after inventing highways. 

If he’s gonna take a hard line against outpatient cosmetic procedures, Gjosh had better not look directly at the Trumps.

I’m sure if he could get away with it, GOP Josh would go for Botox. As it stands, right now he can only rely on Photoshop.

Quickly; yeah, they’re both shitheads and idiots.

I will live and die by Tiny D. No one actually gives a rip if people are Italian or not. But the worst thing you can do in conservative circles is imply that a man isn't manly enough. Tiny D checks all the boxes.

Because he is going to put up a little show and then kiss the ring and beg to be Trumps VP. These assholes have shown time and again that they will do a 180 on their opinions if it will get them a little more power 

The beautiful part of this whole thing is that it was Musk who inadvertently caused it himself by his usual arrogance and dumbassery.

Stupidity and ignorance is making a comeback.

I don’t think he has a chance in hell of getting the nomination. If he somehow did, AND Trump accepted it and endorsed him (big IF), then he could absolutely beat Biden because the Republicans are doing their best to steer us into an economic ditch so they can blame Biden for it. Plus Trump motivates more fence…

That’s what we all thought about Trump in 2016 and you see how that turned out. We’ve got to avoid that kind of thinking. It lets people make excuses for why they don’t vote.

Because the Republican leadership is so desperate to get its voters to pivot away from Donald “Belongs in Gitmo” Trump — who they know will be an unmitigated disaster — that they’ll throw money and a microphone to literally anyone who can engage the deranged and depraved people who make up the Republican voting base…

Seriously, people, just delete your Twitter accounts.