You don’t have to warn anybody before you have them towed. So don’t be an asshole who parks bad.

I get the 20, 30, 40 yards part but there’s a timed component too? The hell?  Could have gotten some extra word count by explaining the rules.

Does Elon even give a shit about EVs any more, aside from collecting his paycheck from Telsa? He’s deep in the MAGA woods now, and that’s not good for EVs.

Elon used to be a Trump advisor.

Heh, who wouldn’t do that ya know?  Easy money.

Or some enterprising person recognized a bunch of gullible sheep and took advantage.

And the tow company is happy to help! And for this one time, good for them. They earned it.  Gotcha Towing, hehe, that’s poetry.

That’s a bad assumption.  There are a lot of uninformed people out there.

A candidate who wants to execute his opponents, so boring.

Eh, I wouldn’t act like Congress is highly productive under anybody.

But there are no good third party candidates, so oh well.

Press: *sets fire to the country*

I partially agree except that the job of leading a country cannot be fully outsourced to advisors and a cabinet.

Time to face reality?

Proof that communists aren’t more intelligent!

I don’t know what the press is thinking, other than “we should make sure Trump wins because we’ll sell way more papers”. Which is obviously fucking stupid, but if they got a better justification I want to hear it.

Only 3 years younger than Trump, but I guess that doesn’t bother you.

So you guys are on the ‘Beat Biden’ shit too.

Just need to get Misha in there too.

‘It’s gonna get expensive for her.’  For him as well.  Especially if he’s bitching about over priced coffee.