dont seem to realize my post wasnt about Scott Pilgrim.

And shit, Scott still ends up with Ramona and it’s still a win.

This fits better under Rider’s anti-woke blubberbaby nonsense.  You can tell he didn’t even watch the thing.

Yeah.  *sigh*  Sounds amazing.

Haha, gottem!

You guys had to have been a liiiiiiiittle suspicious it wasn’t going to be a straight adaptation.

Who’s fault is it if you imagined getting something that wasn’t promised, and then you didn’t get it and you got mad?  The person who gave you something, or the idiot who imagined things?

Nah nah, obviously these guys love spoilers and never complain about those.

You can’t handle mild surprises.  Huh.

And then he shows up at the end and it’s WHOA

It’s like Dora Explorer not being on the screen, but literally all of the characters are talking about Dora 95% of the time and they’re all looking for her.

It’s still all about Scott Pilgrim tho.  It’s like you didn’t even watch dawg.

This I agree with. Everything Scott went through in his story and he turns into a sad divorced man? Damn.

He just wants to be oppressed.

It’s the fact that it’s EVERY. SINGLE. Franchise and adaptation.

I was glad it was different. I didn’t want a 1:1 remake.  If people wanted the comic story then...read the comics. They’re really good. And so is the movie. And the game too. And they’re all different takes on the story in different ways. Which is great.

Can it float? Can it really keep the water out? Does it maneuver on the water? If it can’t, then it can’t really be a boat can it? Or are they hanging it all on the word ‘briefly’?

“CEO” has never been more fake.

Yup!

And Elon has been pretty open about getting far right voices more prominent on twitter, so this is what that looks like right? Mission accomplished bro!