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First the comment zigged, then it zagged! *applause* *upvote*

One lingering concern I still have about The Last Jedi is the slightly creepy use of CGI to replace a dead actor. Hugh Hefner had only been gone a few months - couldn’t they just have recast Snoke?

The problem is that Snoke is important to properly understand Kylo, and by tossing him aside with so little development it leaves both him and the whole setup of the current status quo lacking depth and definition.

The Last Jedi was a mess that repeatedly whiffed the execution of solid ideas.

Don’t most titles mix capital and lowercase letters? Seems like the only TV shows you can watch are M*A*S*H, NCIS, ER, and thirtysomething.

As the only person in a packed theater who laughed at the “can’t draw feet” line, I feel you.

HAN: And then my son murdered me. Can you believe that, murdering your own flesh and blood just because some mysterious interplanetary weirdo tells you that you have to do it to achieve your own personal goals?

I think “Filed to: FUCK THE MET GALA” killed me the most.

god fucking bless you sean o’neal.

This was an excellent read and is a prime example of why I still come to this site. From the bottom of my heart, thank you Sean O’Neal.

Also, an obligatory “Hi, Sam [guitar twang]”


Side Note: That’s some of the greatest midriff I’ve ever laid eyes on. 

It’s long been my personal contention that Rose was a fundamentally selfish individual, endlessly fascinated by the new, the novel. Embracing and encouraging things outside the established order was just a way to experience vicariously. She obsessed over humans because they’re constantly changing from the moment

Idris should play Blade, assuming no-one has a problem with him doubling-up as two major characters within the MCU.

He still needs that sweet sweet censor bar money.

“Objection, your honor. The prosecutor is a FILTHY CALAMARI MATA HARI!”

You’re all gonna be singing a different tune when Avengers 4 is all Wong all the time. You’ll all look up at Wong and shout “save us” and he’ll whisper “no.”

The thing of it is that Starlord’s actions are in character. This is the guy who got into a pissing contest with Rocket over who was the better pilot that ended up crashing their ship. He has demonstrated a very distinct lack of emotional maturity in the previous movies. Starlord isn’t a villain, he’s a flawed

Mack Moves From Smallville to Big House

J.J. Abrams has earned a reasonable amount of trust after The Force Awakens

“Ray punched me with his big banana hands!”