Cecily Strong is the hot one. Chloe’s just weird looking. Blonde and thin doesnt always equal hot. By that logic, Heidi Gardener is hot.

Steve Jobs was definitely an asshole.

The Paul brothers are a disease.

i wonder where official Hollywood “international allyship” stands on the Israel-Palestine thing, and when they’ll stsrt braving up to talk about it.

Amber's great. And I love her rapport with Tarik. I'm not going to rag on Seth, though. The trappings of an hour long talk show every night water everyone down. His online-only "corrections" segments are great, but they're the only thing I watch of his now. Honestly, if Amber were one nightly, I likely wouldn't bother…

What you actually want is one of these. I have one. I got it from Daiso for like $4 and it actually works. The one trick I found is to over fill it a bit so that you really have to press it together hard. Also, be really careful how much rice you put in as it always looks like less than it actually is.

I bet it could also be used to make some fun cookies. One kind of cookie dough outside, like a chocolate, and one in the middle, like chocolate chip. chill the log, slice it and bake. 

I still like the Rock and Roll Mac Donals  - rock over London Rock on Chicago 

Meh, still not worth moving to Iowa for.

Cottage cheese is lumpy and slimy. Totally gross.

To this day, I have no idea what tapioca pudding tastes like.

That should be their motto! “McDonald’s: Some Other Places are Worse!”

Chunky’s? Damn, they must be Soros funded. That shit’s like 2.39 a can. I’d be throwing some Kroger broth.

Ma po dofu has minced meat in the sauce. 

After how many months of bitching & negative feedback from the commenters, Herb Spamfeller & Co manage to slightly unfuck something? That’s an expensive minor win.

How do you know if someone’s not a vegetarian?

Thanks for your useless contribution dipshit.

Fuck this slideshow format & the herbs that mandate it.

Those . . . don't sound like vegetarians.

Well, you don't really eat "on the go" in Japan; it's considered bad form (other than on long distance trains). So you gotta park yourself wherever you are and eat furiously.