“. In this way the rocket will not need the expensive and fuel laden stages to get its cargo into orbit (below). This plane intends to serve the same purpose as SpaceX’s Falcon Heavy rockets, but ostensibly to more efficient ends.”

Wrong kind of Jeep for Moab! They don’t have any mailboxes there, David.

COTD

*plays the theme to “The A Team” in your honor*

If it makes it, upon arrival, douse it with gas and light it on fire. Ashes to Ashes, Rust to Dust.

It is, whether or not it gets recognized as such.

David, wait! I have a package for you to deliver to Moab.

I really hope you make it! But let’s be honest, there’s probably just going to be a rust stain along the first few hundred miles of your route, leading up to you sitting on what’s left of this thing with a detatched steering wheel in your hand, old-timey-comedy-style.

Drive safe and watch out for weather and stupid people, if you pass through the Chicago area and have some time when heading home, message me on Instagram, we’ve already talked some, I go by GreenJeep1998 on there.

This needs to be CotD

I do.

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

I don’t want someone to scratch my $60k in Jeep Lowes parking lot, so I’m going to take the minivan instead.

$62,000 for a first-year FCA mid-sized pickup.

I’m baffled that you can’t get a damn V8 in one of these. Dodge has a plethora of good V8s to choose from.

Wow, this thing is horribly ugly. The people who bought this have no taste. A month from delivery there will probably be a recall anyway. This is just hot garbage.

I really want to like the new jeep truck. I mean, it is a pretty cool truck. The problem is that it’s a jeep and a truck and will therefore sell like hotcakes and America already has too many stupid pickup trucks. The pickup truck overpopulation is getting out of control and I’m tired of all the huge, ugly trucks that…

It is very kind of you to fill in for David on the Jeep-related articles while he’s thrashing away on Project POStal. :)

This seems like a lot, and I’d like to lose my launch and just say people are out to launch, but pickups seem to go for a lot more these days. This was no failure to launch. It’s kind of a shoulder shrug, like hey, let’s do launch, sometime.

Going to look great at the Mall or Costco