Remember back when Biden was pretty much known for his gaffes? Back before he became a meme and a quasi-ironic shirtless hero with a Trans-Am? And before our current president set fire to any notion we previously held as to what a “gaffe” was?

GET. RID. OF. HIM.

French Authorities just released a picture of the passenger and that he screamed KATO!!! upon ejection.  All planes are safe to fly.

Clueless Joe.

Gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Biden isn’t even CLOSE to the best the Dems can do. Our horse-racing piece of shit media empires and the spineless jellies that run the national Democratic apparatus seem to be hell-bent on making Biden a thing. Don’t confuse that with the best the primaries will have to offer.

He’s managed to hit all of the creep indicators along this journey. One would think he doesn’t want to run for president. The problem is every conservative and centrist Democrat will vote for him with bells on. And if he’s forced out by this, or doesn’t get the nod during the primary, you can kiss those votes gone…

I don’t see Biden going terribly far.

“But judge! I got like...friends coming over this weekend. We’re goin’ to watch the big game!” Judge, “Oh Lord, is the big game THIS weekend? Thanks for reminding me! Yeah, forget it. I’m going to just say you’ve fulfilled your time served and give you community service credit for watching the home team this weekend.…

So they essentially got no punishment at all.

“No, I definitely DID it, but like, I’m not GUILTY of it. I don’t feel guilty at all. I feel fine, actually!”

They look like central casting for serial killers.

Chad, Brad, Tad, and Lad got a few weekends in jail for committing actual targeted hate crimes. The American judicial system is trash and I hate everything.

My optimistic side says “Well, at least having a criminal record means they won’t ever work in a public trust role where their racism will affect policy or the rights of minorities.”

So the penalty for this brain trust is they get their weekends ruined for a while. Guess society’ll have to wait for them to elevate their hate game before any real punishments are handed out.

Curtiss and Lipp pleaded not guilty to the crimes, but according to the Baltimore Sun, both agreed to the statement of facts presented by prosecutors. Their request to dismiss the hate crime charges was denied by a judge, and on Thursday afternoon, they received their sentences.

Mint chocolate chip just ruins perfectly good chocolate.

To answer your questions in order:

He’s such a moron. Tariffs harm us as much as they harm everyone else. He brags about how much money the USA is “making” off of tariffs, but his tiny brain doesn’t realize that’s money from US citizens.

Ok. But which Mexico is he talking about?