Also, the original tweeter is wrong. You couldn’t take a Denny’s hostage like that, they wouldn’t even let you in.

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I think 30 Rock always had its heart in the right place with social satire, but there are instances—particularly in terms of queer representation—that haven’t aged well. This at least seems like a step in the right direction. And in the end, 30 Rock is still one of the best sitcoms of the century. 

My grandma writes texts like she is composing a letter. It begins with “Hi X” and ends with “love grandma”. 

I almost always send single texts with multiple sentences vs separate texts for each sentence. Maybe this makes me an old, but I prefer receiving texts this way as well. I hate hearing my phone sound off three different alerts for what is essentially one text/thought from a friend. I feel the long text with proper…

His supporters are already saying, “No no no no, he was OBVIOUSLY saying that looting LEADS to looters shooting people. hE WAs CaLLiNg FoR aN EnD tO ViOleNce...” Completely ignoring the Walter Headley connection.

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

David Brooks, Bret Stephens and Bari Weiss all still have their columns, but please by all means continue to cheer Roman’s misfortunes because she had the gall to say something mildly rude about a fucking millionaire.

A checkmark on clothes you own when shopping would be INCREDIBLY useful for me. I hate that I have to remember what I bought.

The best part of this whole exchange was stoned Mauricio nodding in agreement. Those two were melding on an alternate plane where only people who ingest too many pot brownies and new age cosmic healers reside.

If having a cool pattern or baby yoda or what the fuck ever means that people will actually wear them, I’m all for it.

Don’t wear the masks with the valves. The valves only filter air in, not out, so they are protecting others. 

Because “listen to women” means “every woman should be unequivocally believed without qualification”?

It’s a pain in the ass, sure, but you can eventually get them to leave by completely ignoring them for several days while interacting with those you want to keep around. Do not talk to them, do not get DIY cards from them, and despite popular belief, do not hit them with a net repeatedly, because this will end up with…

I don’t think you can “play” anything wrong, really—particularly animal crossing. I know it has this brutal capitalistic war of attrition thing over bells and debt and colonization but I’m pretty sure you can just shake trees, eat pears, and talk to your one neighbor like I do each night.

I think the notion that there…

Nothing slows an economy down quite like mass death.

That is a HUUUUUGE part of the problem and has been for years — the dipshits in media giving “equal time” to abject morons (often morons with nefarious ulterior motives) in the name of “fairness.” Fairness does not require us to entertain demonstrably-wrong fuckwits. All it does is legitimize them in the eyes of other…

How do you go from “are you going to work on the floor with these people in the casinos and risk your life every night?” to “but I have a family I cook for every night”?? I’m sure anyone else here with a narcissistic freak-show of a mother like myself can relate to this sad tactic of denial. I’m just thankful that my…

“Photograph courtesy Ted Turner Enterprises.”

You do realize there are black women out there who are essential workers and are putting themselves at risk every single day as this pandemic carries on who still think about their hair, right?