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Whatever. At this point I’m so turned-to-stone jaded and resentful that one of the few hopes I cling to is that COVID-19 rips through Evangelical communities like wet paper. It already looks as though red states are primed to take the full brunt of this pandemic at its peak, and...yeah...fuck ‘em. They voted, prayed,

In City Folk, Sable tells you that Labelle, Sable and Mable’s parents died when they were young, and Lable (then-spelt like that) ran off because she wanted to live her dreams and not take care of Mable, so Sable took it on all on her own. She had one real good friend in Tom Nook, and he also left them to go be an

Probably had to get the OK to do and we know Nintendo doesn’t budge

I am counting down the days until the new Animal Crossing. It is going to be my refuge through all of this.

That’s for sure smart.  I’ve had my heart broken by discontinued fragrances too many times.

About a month ago, I was at CVS and they had cute little hand sanitizers in fun scents like gummy bear and donut. I bought a dozen of them because I thought they would make cute little “add-on” gifts. I am, to say the least, thrilled that my childlike glee in candy-scented items paid off.

B&BW is my secret wasteful plastic shame regardless of pandemics.  I’d like to see them try to pry that kitchen lemon from my sanitized hands.

You act as if black people aren’t aware that, in 30 years, your boy hasn’t written a single piece of successful legislation. In three decades, what has Sanders ever achieved? What has he ever done that improved the lives of black people?

I appreciate their efforts but do they really go far enough?

Prince Henry Charles Albert David gonna show up to the gala like...

Give me one example over the past 70 years where the Queen encouraged or participated in anything other than a rigid adherence to royal duty. It practically took an act of Parliament just to get her to say the Royal Family was in fact sad that Diana died.

You don’t like it? Keep your kid at home and read to them yourself.

What is the point of that suit? The pilot is dead. There is no one left to punish for bad acts. What is this for?  “Justice”? There is no justice. There will just be money.  

There is a certain callousness to looking at all the horrific shit that really happened in concentration camps and saying "naww, we need to come up with some new shit."

Yeah no, the primary is not over, I don’t need the residents of Iowa and New Hampshire speaking for me.

Too many of those in power would be upset if they couldn’t continue to harass their own victims. There are multiple studies showing cops are more likely to be domestic abusers than your average joe, but I can’t say that I’ve seen similar studies for judges and attorneys.

McCain described Sanders as promoting the “complete paradigm shift of the American system as we know it.”

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, one can be sad for his daughter, and still feel no sympathy for the son of a bitch?

Really, I just butter everything to be on the safe side.