As much as I love the joke, this headline does make it so that every time I hit the front page Chrome asks me if I want to translate the contents it.

Me when G/O management keeps fucking up everything I love about Gawker Media’s sites.

Seriously. That and that humblebrag ass thrift store one. Jesus. “So the fry cook and I saunter over to the 1950's garage and the gentleman confesses to the murder. Quite an odd morning I suppose, but what a great haul!”

Guyyyysss, who approved the Ouija board story?

And then there’s also this bit of heartwarming goodness:

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

being perfectly honest, it’s a pretty idiotic list. if you aren’t chill with hangin out with this video, you probably won’t like the list!

This is a seriously awesome take after reading an article which directly explains the harm caused by the performers real names being public. Although, apparently the deranged people that target them are not at fault, it is on them for choosing that profession in the first place.

“The male subject responded, ‘no, can you give me 10 seconds.’”

Joe Westworld

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

Let’s remember some guys

The thing that sucks about teaching (I am married to a teacher) is that it is assumed you will work for free. And they do. They are contracted for a specific number of hours per year, but everyone knows that the number of hours are insufficient for prep, professional development and instruction time. So they work a…

It is true that he is making more than the average teacher. That is, though, what the AD before him (Josh Finney) made. There’s certainly debates to be had over whether or not ADs should be paid more than teachers, but at least that part is consistent with before Briles’s hire.

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.