This is tough because Harper was/is fun as shit to watch play, but personally insufferable. Dumb and self-righteous and also just dumb as dog shit.

Don’t forget that that stupid brawl ended Michael Morse’s career.

I don’t see what his uncle has to do with this

The part that makes me feel oldest is wondering how many steps there were between “kind bud” and “loud.” The own->pwn-style satiric misspelling is just the cherry on the nursing home cafeteria sundae.

Have you ever seen Patrick Redford and Joe Kennedy in the same room? Because I certainly haven’t. Now who’s naive?

I can say from experience that the explanation will only make you feel even older. It means good pot, though.

Definitely not shopped. I think @redford is his personal twitter from back when he was just a dork-ass sports blogger for some website no one here has heard of.

Never forget

So, there’s obviously something insurmountably wrong with one of them, right? 

Y’all are stealing Big Time Small-Time Dicks? Hoping this turns into nice little blog war.

I had this injury/surgery. Basically fine after the six weeks, but it’s never going to be quite the same again.

Spoiler Alert: He’s going to signal willingness, get his leash yanked and ultimately refuse, humiliate them, blame them, then use it as campaign fodder.

That video in the update looks a lot like an injury I had, gamekeepers thumb. Basically a torn ligament between the thumb and index finger. When I got back to the dugout and picked up a ball, it felt flat on the thumb side. Surgery and then like a month in a cast.

deal to become the third Krassenstein brother

Let them try to resist. Maybe we’ll clean up some police forces. 2 birds.

I get it, I’m just saying it looks/feels backwards. This looks a lot more like a catch than a botched turn usually does. This guy closed his glove, pulled it down, then threw it away. A second baseman turning a double play is playing patty cake with the ball. Like we gave up the neighborhood play for a... different…

I guess that’s defensible as a rule, but this is feeling like NFL bad. Infielders throw the ball away on a double play transfer, and it’s cool. Outfielders lose control of their webbing, and it’s not?

Fuck you, hick. No one cares what you think. 

How is that not a catch? The gif makes it look close, but seems clear in the video that he caught it and then threw it away celebrating.

It’s from her complaint. So, her lawyer’s/hers. paragraph 45