Baquet is one of the most baffling pieces of the Trump era. The NYT has never been more important, if only by attrition. And this fucking clown who is too dumb to understand a question he’s been asked non-stop for three years is allowed to continue hemorrhaging subscribers.

Congrats. I never thought of it before you did it, but twice a week I’m amazed that Kotaku hasn’t always had this.

This is one of my favorite parts of the game. You finish what you intended to do, or realize you can’t, and there’s nothing to do but wild out. Just do something dumb, or something you’re curious about. You either die or find a cool place to embrace the light.

For what it’s worth, I’m the same way. This mechanic seems designed specifically to turn me off. There’s nothing worse than knowing you’re about to complete a puzzle and then hearing that music.

Without spoiling anything, this is an important lesson to learn. As you reach the endgame, you are going to have to visit multiple planets in one loop. No way around it. And if you have to just sit and wait, at least Ash Twin is amazing to watch.

Everything resets every time. You only keep your knowledge (in the Rumor Map). It is super frustrating and unclear at first. But once you accept it, it really becomes an important part of the game’s charm. Every life is just practice for the next.

Of course she goes viral with this handle. The only way this could have been more surreal is if they had been astroturfing @cocksailor.

Ironically, this is the NRA’s best argument. A citizen used his guns to repel armed home invaders acting on behalf of a corrupt and unjust government. This is literally what the Second Amendment is for.

Or, perhaps the rich junkie didn’t actually understand what he was told, forgot half of what he thought he understood, and then spouted off authoritatively about it anyway?

It’s almost like he’s a completely different person. Like, literally.

What’s weird about the tenor he’s taken?

General rule: when the very first words of a blog are a hyperlink, the blog is about that link.

No, Krueger is good as hell. You are the Shaun of the Dead guy.

For what it’s worth, I have often thought to myself that your stuff is pure Gawker. You (and Krueger) have always felt like you belonged in approximately Max era Gawker. Whenever GM gets a new writer, I find myself rudely trying to peg them as new-[former writer]. You were an Allie-Conaboy combo. Reading this, I’m…

I spend so much time thinking and I don’t generally have, like, strong emotional reactions to very much.

“A real man would learn that the puppy has hip dysplasia, but keep playing frisbee with it anyway until it tore an ACL.”

RIP.

On the other hand, Turner actually looked like a good and cool bell.

Everything about this is so great!