Can we use non-stadia controllers instead? It looks like they accidentally put the left stick in the wrong place.

Say you had this same superpower/affliction, but instead of Trump you could choose whose brain you lived inside. Who would you pick?

Poor Ellie must be rolling over in her grave. 

I mean, every part of of it is a first amendment issue. But’s that’s precisely because the potential enforcement could be a first amendment violation. Enforcement is the point at which Activision’s speech would be abridged.

Buddy, I’m a lawyer. I’m stating a fact, not making an argument. The court’s enforcement of the law is literally what makes it a first amendment issue. That’s not my opinion of what makes sense or the way things should be; that’s just the way the constitution operates.

Yes, it literally does. Almost every fair use case is between private parties. 

AMG is seeking enforcement by a federal court of a federal trademark. That enforcement is the government act that would putatively violate the First Amendment. This is a fair use issue.

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Why is this weird mother fucker always wincing? He looks like he’s having a tattoo shaded in literally all the time.

ed. got beat to it

The former White Sox

Has anyone been to one of these Pups in the Park things? How is the whole piss and shit issue handled? My folks tried to give me their tickets for the Nats version last year, but my dog is too big and is terrified of crowds and loud noises anyway. Like, how is it not a disaster?

I’m not projecting anything. I identified two obvious lies you told and suggested you should be honest. Why do you keep trying to deflect by goading me with insults instead of just telling the truth? It comes off just as cowardly as the lying. What are you so scared of?

Rosslyn, VA continues to not be a place. Rosslyn is just a neighborhood in Arlington, VA, which is a place. Aren’t you a local?

When you lie to try to make your point, it tells the reader that you’re a coward. You’re scared that you can’t actually defend your opinion. You’re scared that admitting your real opinion would be too shameful. You’re scared of the work of growing.

“This article about a gamer who streams games and uses his game streams for a novel purpose on a game streaming platform has nothing to do with gaming!”

My dad had major spine surgery last fall, and the rehab process was basically the same. The piss bottle/supervised pooping and showering really seemed to break him. When he finally got to go home and take his first dump in peace, we found out the potty high chair blocked the bathroom door from closing. Brutal own.

Says the guy so desperate to be mad that he got mad about people being mad.

Capitalism can eat a whole bag of dicks, and I’m not defending marketing (what danger has it ever been in that it would need defending?). My point is that the league has always been about about marketing, and yet these bros weren’t mad until now. They are too chickenshit to admit what they’re really mad about. They…

If we begin with the premise that it is a competition first and entertainment second