or this amazing Roth content

1. Dinger Crack

I haven’t played since Osiris, but keep thinking of coming back. Have they solved, or at least improved, the inventory management issues?

Thank god it wasn’t brown paint.

Motherfucker doesn’t know how stairs work. Mens rea is probably asking too much.

He busted his slow ass down the line.

Tina go on Splitscreen

I like a little of this instead of adding pepper at the table. Mostly I use it on burgers and with meatloaf.

Nothing says pretentious like a bottle in a brown paper bag.

This tastes just like worcestershire.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/has-donald-trump-ever-actually-met-a-dog-1788664400

You didn’t even try the best:

Fuck

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I went to law school with his sister, and she looks just like her dad. So...

The one time it’s actually about ethics in games journalism, and he goes with the KotakuInAction defense. Almost too perfect.

Just wait until you see him standing next to an adult human.

These words I’m typing couldn’t exist if you hadn’t made at least 5 distinct choices—after learning the topic of this post—to enable them. You couldn’t stop giving fucks if your life depended on it.

Holy shit, that last one. That ball had no business making it past the mound.

a small, moth-like creature (most likely a moth)