Trotter (who was apparently still here?) and Pareene are out, too. Davies at Jez. Uberti and Clio at Splinter have also announced.

I knew it was gonna get bad, but Burke is genuinely irreplaceable. I can’t even imagine this place without him. I thought Davies was the last departure that would really hurt. I never even considered this.

The Atlantic: Taking the Apocalypse Seriously, and Also Literally

Fuck

Close. Somehow Rich is still fucking here.

I can’t tell if that second one is a threat or one of those newfangled ASMR jerkoff clips.

He actually did used to post that very same meme daily with different text (about large cock) before he decided shooting victims would be his new angle.

Only 90s kids will remember what’ll happen if you post on this post that’s posted.

Longer. Remember, his whole thing is actually his back-up thing. Way back he was just another particularly thirsty regular gawker commenter. He didn’t start doing the gun nuts thing until saying “cock” in every comment stopped getting laughs. It was right before that big flounce of his during the mimic era.

Dude, I was here for the podcast. For the public wailing and garment rending over your gawker bans. I saw your regular meme’s original appearance, and watched it get physically bigger in real time. People die and all you see are stars.

No you don’t, because that would be the end of your shtick. Gun violence has never been anything but an opportunity for attention to you. That’s why you use the biggest picture you could find. Why you used to bold your comments when you were in the greys.

RIP. You were the best.

this cynical post is pretty much the definition of whataboutism

To opponents of the president’s policies, the best way to limit what he can do, to show that America is not as coarse, mean, as hypocritical, as his behavior suggests, the best solution is to win elections.

She has settled on the “Huh? I didn’t even know she was black” story.

Sanders wasn’t refused service because of her political views. If you really believe in your argument, why do you need to lie about the underlying facts?

What use is this chart if it doesn’t tell me where I can play tower defense?

If he had the pee tape, 1: we’d already know, and 2: he’d be doing it for gawker

I clicked through that WBZ-FM link and their transcription software is... something: