My mom would be too busy asking what the fuck is up with his eyebrows to notice his manners.
Looking forward to seeing how you work fart noises into the review box.
Important protip for the Instant Pot: For beef and pork, you need to go with a well marbled cut. Leaner cuts tend to end up pretty dry.
If he’s so feeble that he can be laid low by a “media assault,” maybe he’s not equipped to be legislating the boundaries of hundreds of millions of lives.
This is the best blog ever.
If it makes anyone feel better, both of these fights have been tedious and unsatisfying, and basically identical. The loot is good, but nothing essential or game changing.
I like to believe that he’s watching out for us from that great chemtrail in the sky.
This at least answers the question posed by this morning’s roll call post: “Who the fuck is Dennis?”
Tim Burke was not immediately available to edit the clip to the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song, or that LeBroooon Jaaaaames Vine kid, or whatever he normally does.
You can tell the situation is dire when no one has even made a “Jason cancelled it” joke yet.
...nevertheless, he persisted
Those are on deadspin.
This is exactly what he wanted. Now he gets to avoid the meeting he didn’t want anyway, and he gets to blame them.
That email makes more sense when you realize that Gloria Soto is actually John Barron’s long-lost sister.
Apparently it’s from a movie called Penelope. Apparently this is also from that movie: