I guess treating going to the bathroom as a convenience to be planned around is one solution, but we’ve legislated around that here. We have decided that, by law, public accommodations have to provide free bathrooms. And that accommodations must be made to make them accessible for people with ambulatory disabilities…
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The inability to achieve a perfect result isn’t a reason to do nothing. Her point was that they faced a choice with the handbook: minimize sexual abuse or minimize liability. They chose wrong.
This was great, so please don’t ban themed weeks.
Only men have use for toilet seats that can be lifted, so we should probably be paying a hinge surcharge. I mean, acquisition and installation costs and all that.
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Bruh. Penis in the Sky
Shit! Yeah, I meant HuffPo.
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She was one of Gawker’s greatest writers before she died and ended up in a place between purgatory and hell that the ancients called buzzfeed.
To clarify: Feinberg pwned the head of the FBI, and his response was “Wow, you pwned my face off. Please work for me.”
I wasn’t being sarcastic, I love this. One of the Gawker network’s greatest strengths has always been writers who can identify the value in stupid mundanities. This is important and worthwhile work, for the reason you mentioned (media outlets did in fact do that in this case). But at the end of the day, this is a…
My favorite genre of kinja is journalisming the shit out of ridiculously dumb/petty subjects. You always do great reporting, but this is Feinberg caliber.
This one’s also big on the “condescending comments about stuff he neither read nor understood” takes.
That’s either what MisterPiggins said, or Jeff Sessions’ actual highschool yearbook photo. Personally, I can’t tell.
OK, Bilbo Bigot.
Case closed. No one writes script differently than print. That’s why they aren’t two entirely distinct ways of writing. And it’s not like anyone would ever deliberately choose to write a personal note in script while writing the logistical, memorializing details in a clearer format. Certainly not an attorney. That…
Magary is great, but Burneko is Burneko.
The only way to know for sure would be for someone to release this pee tape/comic book to Ashley Feinberg, which will hopefully happen sooner rather than later.