I assume he just realized he didn’t like baseball anymore and decided to leave.

dumber

Little Donnie Jr. is the one who loves to hang out and brag on message boards. This was all him. Barron’s at that age where his dad doing a WWE stunt is mortifying.

I’m betting it was Jr. who both found the video and helped him post it.

It feels weird to see Wagner cited but not insulted. Not even a tag slam.

It tells me that people are valuing politics much higher as a preference than they were before

Not the shitty Nats news I expected to see when I got to deadspin tonight. But, fine. This is fine. Everything’s fine.

All of these reasons are proof that he never will. If he weren’t embarrassed by it, he certainly would have shown it by now. There’s a reason he always makes his hookers sign an NDA until he marries them.

They’re just performing this disappointment now to perfume their own shit for when criticism of the Trumpcare bill starts in earnest.

+1 peppercorn

I assume that comes from the agents. They’re so lawyer-adjacent that they kinda become conversational, but not fluent, in the legalese. And then we get it filtered through a sports reporter. It’s like a game of terms of art telephone.

It’s from contracts law. Just means “thing of value” basically.

Colin Cowherd will do an hour on Bambi’s mom’s history of poor judgment. And how Bambi wouldn’t be so soft if The Great Prince of the Forest had been around more often.

enthusiastic consensus

This is the worst Thighlights ever.

This isn’t about “I told you so” and “just desserts.” Fuck his comeuppance. This clown isn’t some fallen Smeagol; he’s just an orc. Tolkien had lots to say:

But if a child hurts themselves out of sheer ignorance, a parent doesn’t ridicule the child for their ignorance.

My grandma said “don’t do whipits.”

Paperboy for NES.