None, but in my county only 70% of your lot’s square footage can be covered with permanent structures.

Perfect. A house the next block down that had a Trump sign up all last fall has been building a really beautiful new addition. Last week some nosy asshole got his contractor buddy to check it out and they noticed that the house’s new footprint technically covers too much of their lot. I’m really worried that they…

One thing I’ve noticed about safe space conservatives is that they tend to be super into law and order. And they tend not to be terribly concerned about the plight of people who are constantly harassed by police. It leaves me to wonder what would happen if they identified themselves in a group. And then someone(s)…

Fully cook the ground beef without the onions, peppers, or any seasoning? Might as well just go with the hotdog chunks.

If they think the name calling is the punishment, they’re in for a world of hurt. This is just the warning.

Add unemployment and hostile work environment to the list. What are you going to cancel/delay next?

Deep kissing is gross, though. Can we compromise with breathy necking and a solid ear lobe game?

He has a point. If one orange idiot couldn’t get it done...

Are you guys going to continue to splice everything to the main sites, or do we need a new bookmark?

The president can get away from the media literally any time he wants. Why would he leave the private club where he’s away from the media to go to the golf course to be away from the media? Why would he go to a golf course to get away from the media, and not use golfing as the excuse? Do you not see how tortured and…

Neither this post nor I have made any suggestion that “Obama’s golf is less offensive than Trump’s.” Why are you trying to shift the goalposts? Is it because you look stupid and you want to change the subject?

A fact compiled and reported by a CBS White House reporter. Literally the most mainstream media job in the country. You didn’t bother to check the source when you first read that fact in your media?

You mean the mainstream media that told you exactly how many rounds of golf Obama played?

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

“I’m the least [insert bigotry] person you know” is the friendless man’s “I have black friends.”

As usual, you have missed the point. No one (except Redford) is angry about this. No one is saying it’s bad for Cousins. They’re just enjoying the hell out of mocking the Kings for making a phenomenally weak deal.

This is what I mean:

I missed the very beginning of the movie, and just assumed that was his sister and that scene was in the family living room.

From what I remember, it was a combination of a few things: